Tuesday, August 17, 2004

real restaurant slogans

McDonalds: Bad Restaurants. Bad Service. Bad Food. The American Way.

Burger King
: We're Better Than McDonald's!....Who Are We Kidding, We Still Suck.

In-N-Out
: Come Try Our Delicious Cult-like Following!

Sonic:
If We Made Our Parking Spaces Any Smaller, You'd All Drive Golf Carts.

Wendy's:
Customers Served Worldwide: Almost 14!

Subway:
We're Healthy, So Our Food Must Be Terrible.

Quizno's
: Take The Family....After Taking Out A Mortgage!

Pizza Hut
: More Grease Than Your Average Politician.

Pizza Factory:

DelTaco: Perfecting The Fine Art of Not Advertising.

Taco Bell: Bad Restaurants. Bad Service. Bad Mexican. The American Way.


-alex

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